# I Can Steal Your Mother

> The Brick presents I Can Steal Your Mother written, performed, and… I Can Steal Your Mother at The Brick in Brooklyn. Nov 5 - Nov 15, 2026 · 9 dates listed.

- Venue: [The Brick](https://bronder.nyc/theaters/brick.html.md)
- Address: 579 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211 ([Google Maps](https://www.google.com/maps/place/The+Brick/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x89c25959bafd1269:0x8bf0b898e3515f7e))
- Neighborhood: Brooklyn
- Status: Nov 5 - Nov 15, 2026 · 9 dates listed
- Section: [NYC Small Stages](https://bronder.nyc/index.html.md)
- Web page: https://bronder.nyc/theaters/brick/i-can-steal-your-mother.html
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- Last updated: Nov 05, 2026 at 05:59 PM

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- Venue: The Brick Theater, 579 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211 ([Google Maps](https://www.google.com/maps/place/The+Brick/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x89c25959bafd1269:0x8bf0b898e3515f7e))
- Run: Nov 5 - Nov 15, 2026
- Price: $25 – $50
- Tickets: https://ci.ovationtix.com/122/production/1285728
- Source: https://www.bricktheater.com/event/i-can-steal-your-mother/

The Brick presents I Can Steal Your Mother written, performed, and illustrated by Max Wittert playing October 30-November 15, 2026 at The Brick Theater running time 65 minutes tickets $25-50 I Can Steal Your Mother is a fully-illustrated comedy hour from artist and comedian Max Wittert. Composed of over 1,200 original drawings, this autobiographical surreal storytime cruises through Wittert’s personal timeline, including, but not limited to: haunting memories of French Toast, neurotic freeway fantasies, and reincarnated goddesses. CREATIVE TEAM Direction by Peter Smith Produced by Paul William Levine Stage managed by Emilie Osborne Lighting design by Iman Rose Louis-Jeune Tech direction and sound design by Robin Margolis Original compositions by Michael Banks Find them: @ICanStealYourMother @maxwittert @paulfromschoollatenight @ptrsmith Content warning: strobe lighting The Brick is a 501(c)(3) non-profit. We rely on the generosity of our patrons. Consider giving a tax-deductible donation today to help make The Brick a sustainable hub of experimental performance for many years to come.

Upcoming dates:

- Thu, Nov 05 at 08:00 PM — Brick Theater
- Fri, Nov 06 at 08:00 PM — Brick Theater
- Sat, Nov 07 at 08:00 PM — Brick Theater
- Sun, Nov 08 at 03:00 PM — Brick Theater
- Wed, Nov 11 at 08:00 PM — Brick Theater
- Thu, Nov 12 at 08:00 PM — Brick Theater
- Fri, Nov 13 at 08:00 PM — Brick Theater
- Sat, Nov 14 at 08:00 PM — Brick Theater
- Sun, Nov 15 at 03:00 PM — Brick Theater

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